Lula needs ideas

I’m thinking of giving online dating another try. I know, shoot me, please. But the old fashioned way isn’t working.

There are so many things about online dating that I dislike, but this dry spell must end.

So, dear friends I am calling on your creative juices. I need a sarcastic and catchy nom de plume for my profile handle. Please all, make suggestions. Make comments to this post (Don’t send me texts- you know who you are…). You all will decide and if no one sees it, no one can vote.

I’m putting my singleness in your hands people! Help dear Lula get a date!

And if you want to write my dating profile as well, I’m down with that. My own efforts are coming off a little too snarky, but that’s me. And what do I really have to lose?