Boys are stupid. I swear the penis gene makes you an idiot.
Why is it a woman can’t be friendly to a man without the assumption of interest? I am a friendly person. I am outgoing and generous. But why do they assume because I’m nice and extend a hand of friendship that means I want to pursue a sexual relationship?!
Why is it I can’t get a date with an available man I’m interested in? But if you have a wife at home then I’m hot shit? Grass is always greener. Enjoy the grass in your own damn pasture instead of looking to jump the fence.
I am not going to post a marriage proposal for any random nutter here or on Craigslist. I’m not going to send you nudie shots and if you send them to me, be assured, I won’t speak to you again.
Where the hell can a nice normal girl find a normal, slightly sarcastic guy? I’d prefer to meet one in the wild, in their natural habitat and not on some stupid website. I really think I look funny in pictures. And as picky as I am, I feel the judgement bounce right back to me. I do much better in person.
Now, if only I could run into the cute guy I smiled with in the elevator again…
Lula Harp 
Does brother Abby Normal need to talk to someone?
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I didn’t know if I was too old to play that card?
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Oh HE is tooooooooo old. Might break a hip. 😉
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I was wondering about that too 😉
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I swear I have so many pals in the same frickin’ boat! Great post and you always make me laugh as you tell it like it is! Margie
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Thanks Margie! I appreciate my girlfriends so much more when boys are … well, boys.
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Sorry, all of the nice guys I know are too wishy-washy for you (or are unemployed)! I’m not sure of what your “type” is (physical, I can imagine the personality part). I do know one guy who has the personality, but not sure if he is still available.
I don’t know how to find a partner. I did it all the wrong way, picked the wrong guy in some folks’ opinions, stuck through all of the really yucky times when I should have left, and it has all worked out in the end. Go figure.
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We never know when we are going to find “the one”. and only we know what will work for us
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I don’t know the answer to where to find the right, normal, single guy but I definitely can co-sign that finding a married man is easier than finding a single one…unfortunately. I think married guys just want something new, even if only for a minute.
Here’s a lighthearted take on this very topic: http://www.thespinsterliciouslife.com/2010/12/spinsterlicious-shoe-of-week-did-he.html #Spinsterlicious.
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thanks for stopping by. I appreciate that others are thinking about these things. I have no problem being friends with a married guy, I just don’t want to date one.
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So true, so true! When I came to Spain for 3 months- 8 years ago – to the middle of nowhere to learn Spanish, some of my friends said “you won´t even make friends, let alone meet a guy” (a relationship wasn´t even on my agenda then) and then the unexpected happened. Honestly, you live and work in central London and most of Europe´s capital cities and then you meet a totally normal and lovely guy in the back of beyond 😉
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I hope I don’t have to jump the pond to get a date, but if I do, at least he’ll have a great accent!
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