Anyone who has ever signed up for online dating has thought this.
Thanks to sis-in-law for this awesome and most apt comic after Bambi.
The funny thing is, with everyone blogging, facebooking, tweeting, checking in… we (as a society) think nothing of people taking pictures of everything. So, as ABSURD as this comic seems, I have NO DOUBT this conversation has been had. Let’s reflect on COPS. I’m sure the poor idiot who is taken down on this show is more than proud to show that video to his drinking buddies over and over again. Dude- check out those guns! The only reason they caught me was cuz my pants were down!
Be sure, the next time I get arrested (No Mother, I have NEVER been arrested- REALLY!) I will ask for the mug shot for my facebook profile.
To Lula’s Mom:
Re: Guns and Absent Pants
Lula definitely HAS been arrested and some of the dialogue she used to tell me about that event was strangely similar to the last two sentences of the supposedly fictional narrative above.
Sleep tight. Everything is fine.
That was supposed to be OUR secret! Last time I tell you anything 😉