What some people lose while walking down the street can be interesting.  It’s made all the more interesting by the the internal monologue in your head.  In case you missed part 1 of this epic series, you can check it out here.

I’m feeling a little warm, I’m just going to take my pants off.  I’ll pick them up on my way home…

To me, this one looked like either they stripped their clothes off in a wild fit of passion or were completely vaporized as they ran from the alien chasing them.  Probably just a Portland freebie pile gone awry.

Look what my drunk friend did to me.  My mom’s going to be so pissed when I get home.Mad Lib this sentence:
This guy was prepared for ________ until he _________.