What some people lose while walking down the street can be interesting. It’s made all the more interesting by the the internal monologue in your head. In case you missed part 1 of this epic series, you can check it out here.
I’m feeling a little warm, I’m just going to take my pants off. I’ll pick them up on my way home…
To me, this one looked like either they stripped their clothes off in a wild fit of passion or were completely vaporized as they ran from the alien chasing them. Probably just a Portland freebie pile gone awry.
Look what my drunk friend did to me. My mom’s going to be so pissed when I get home.
Mad Lib this sentence:
This guy was prepared for ________ until he _________.
Lula Harp 
This guy was prepared for the melting of the polar ice caps until he realized Portland is NOT on the coast after all.
(I’m always amazed by how many people think it is)
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That’s a good one!
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PS You have a very vivid imagination!
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awe shucks, she blushes… and yes. almost too vivid
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This guy was prepared for a black tie affair until he lost control of his bladder and had to swim for it.
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